[phileasmann]

In light of the Qantas hole-in-the-plane event, it got me thinking what would an airline be like if AM ran an airline.
It's hub would be in Armadale, Kevin would be the captain of a 747 flying en route to London but makes a "emergency landing" in Texas because he forgot to pash his GF, the inflight entertainment would be all p0rn, due to Cartman being in charge of Entertainment, if dude was PR manager he'd make sure Kevin Rudd would never fly on AM Airways, and the boarding music would be chosen by Brayds. God help us while a rickroll plays on the PA.

Not to mention Michelle being that annoying air hostess.

This post has been edited by phileasmann: 26 July 2008 - 05:44 PM

[cartman]

phileasmann, on Jul 26 2008, 5:44pm, said:

In light of the Qantas hole-in-the-plane event, it got me thinking what would an airline be like if AM ran an airline.

It would be a bit like City Airlines.

[trisreed]

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God help us while a rickroll plays on the PA

*sets up interception equipment*

EDIT: Who just happens to be on the radio IRL five minutes later? RICK ASTLEY!

This post has been edited by trisreed: 26 July 2008 - 11:42 PM

[Brayds2006]

trisreed, on Jul 27 2008, 1:18am, said:

*sets up interception equipment*

EDIT: Who just happens to be on the radio IRL five minutes later? RICK ASTLEY!

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You're not rickrolling my PA System!

*Blasts rickroll out the door with other Internet memes.*

[phileasmann]

trisreed, on Jul 27 2008, 1:18am, said:

amair.jpg

You've beaten me to a mock... I was too finicky when I was designing mine

This post has been edited by phileasmann: 27 July 2008 - 10:37 AM

[trisreed]

Meh, at 12:30AM (or whenever it was) you just don't care about quality.

[dude]

phileasmann, on Jul 26 2008, 5:44pm, said:

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Not to mention Michelle being that annoying air hostess.

Michelle would be better off on say, Virgin

[Brayds2006]

Flight 7 & Flight 9 now leaving for Armadale. Flight 10 leaving for Perth. Flight 11 leaving for Imaginationland. Flight 69 leaving for Kings Cross.



Was that even funny?

[phileasmann]

Was that funny? No. Your humor is fucked up. JK

AM Airways will charge $27 for a glass of water. Hey, the tickets costed $0.99 inc GST.

[dude]

Brayds2006, on Aug 7 2008, 7:39pm, said:

Flight 69 leaving for Kings Cross.

"Haha, 59!"

--- Adam Sandlet
Billy Madison

[trisreed]

I did appreciate the Kings Cross joke. It was funny.

[phileasmann]

The media never gets it right...

It was never a Qantas plane. Look again...

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[Brayds2006]

phileasmann, on Aug 10 2008, 2:42pm, said:

The media never gets it right...

It was never a Qantas plane. Look again...

Where is the HQ for AM Airways anyway?

[sam]

Brayds2006, on Aug 10 2008, 4:05pm, said:

Where is the HQ for AM Airways anyway?

Can't afford one all planes must stay in air except to pick up and drop off. All maintenance out sourced and we have a call center for tickets in India. CEO works from home and runs most of the company.

[Brayds2006]

sam, on Aug 10 2008, 4:40pm, said:

Can't afford one all planes must stay in air except to pick up and drop off. All maintenance out sourced and we have a call center for tickets in India. CEO works from home and runs most of the company.

Wow, el cheapo. We dont have much staff either.

I might find somewhere we can have a HQ, if not for the Airline, maybe AM-FM or TV or other ventures.

[dude]

Brayds2006, on Aug 10 2008, 2:05pm, said:

Where is the HQ for AM Airways anyway?

sam, on Aug 10 2008, 2:40pm, said:

Can't afford one

[quote name='Brayds2006' date='Aug 10 2008, 3:09pm' post='98810']I might find somewhere we can have a HQ, if not for the Airline, maybe AM-FM or TV or other ventures.[/quoe]

I hear Bu mfuck NSW have a vacant rusted tin shack

This post has been edited by dude: 10 August 2008 - 03:57 PM

[trisreed]

Shove it in the Chicken Treat at Armadale - its empty every time I go past. (although I only go to Armadale 3-4 times a year)

[dude]

trisreed, on Aug 10 2008, 4:21pm, said:

Shove it in the Chicken Treat at Armadale - its empty every time I go past. (although I only go to Armadale 3-4 times a year)

That'll pluck 'em

[Brayds2006]

Let's look at the paper and try to find an HQ:

Let's try Perth:

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For Sale

Warehouse/Office complex. Main Building 4 Stories high. 5 other buildings(2 of them 2 stories.) and 2 warehouses. Underground parking with roughly 180 parks.

Located in the suburbs of Perth, namely Subiaco, only roughly 4 mins to the CBD.

$87,000

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For Sale

6 Story office building, underground parking with roughly 135 parking spaces.

Located in South Perth, a few minutes to the CBD.

Also, a 3 story warehouse/Media complex, also in South Perth. Located 3 blocks from the Office.

$172,000

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For Sale

Tin shed, chicken coops and drunken hobo included.

Located in Armadale, is...actually pretty shit, don't buy it.

$175

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For Sale

8 story Office/studios, with 2 story underground parking holding 320 parks.

Located in the CBD, is only 0 mins from the CBD.

Also included is a 2 story complex about 10 mins outside the CBD. Can be used as a second office, studio, or even apartments or some creative shit.

$396,000

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Well that's Perth, i might try and find other areas later.

[trisreed]

I think something inbetween near the airport would be good.

Your prices are way off for all but the Armadale one.

At least we aren't "Let's Die Jetstar!"

This post has been edited by trisreed: 10 August 2008 - 06:00 PM

[Brayds2006]

trisreed, on Aug 10 2008, 7:57pm, said:

I think something inbetween near the airport would be good.

Your prices are way off for all but the Armadale one.

Eh, i just made those up. I know nothing about price, so those should be a million or so? And the locations i just found on wikipedia

Got any ideas?

[trisreed]

Maybe the old Access 31 building?

[Brayds2006]

trisreed, on Aug 10 2008, 8:21pm, said:

Maybe the old Access 31 building?

[trisreed]

It is in the right location (90 secs from domestic airport) but a little small.

[Brayds2006]

trisreed, on Aug 10 2008, 8:28pm, said:

It is in the right location (90 secs from domestic airport) but a little small.

What street is it on, what facilities does it have? Do you know?