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>A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
>
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>Q. What's the difference between Fremantle and an arsonist?
>A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
>
>============================
>
>Fremantle are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no
>CUP!!!
>
>============================
>
>Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
>They had pictures of Fremantle players on them. People couldn't figure
>out
>which side to spit on.
>
>============================
>
>Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Fremantle
>jersey?
>
>The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save
his
>family from the embarrassment.
>
>============================
>
>Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
>"Accountants
>are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything
>inside
>them is numbered."
>
>The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
>inside
>them is in alphabetical order."
>
>Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them
is
>colour-coded."
>
>The fourth one says, "I prefer Fremantle players. They're heartless,
>spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
>
>============================
>A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
>and
>covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
>He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
>"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Matthew Pavlich".
"OK," says
>the
>man, "that explains the blood. But what about the leaves, the
grass, the
>branches and the dirt?" "Well, he tried to escape through
the park."
>============================
Q. If you see a Fremantle fan on a bicycle,
>why should you never swerve to hit him?
>A. It could be your bicycle.
>
>============================
>Q. What do Fremantle fans and sperm have in common?
>A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
>
>============================
>
>Q. What do you have when 100 Fremantle fans are buried up to their
necks
>in
>sand?
>A. Not enough sand.
>
>============================
>
>Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
>Fremantle fan on the road?
>A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
>
>============================
>
>Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Fremantle
>fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
>A. Shoot the Fremantle fan - twice.
>
>============================
>
>Q. How many Fremantle fans does it take to change a light bulb?
>A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses
and
>Chris Connolly to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first
>place
>the light bulb would never have gone out.
>
>=============================
>
>Q. What's the difference between a female Fremantle fan and a Pit bull?
>A. Lipstick
>
>=============================
>
>Q. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Fremantle fan, and
an
>old
>drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously
spot
>a
>$100.00 note. Who gets it?
>
>A. The drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
>
>==============================
>
>Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Fremantle Fan?
>A. A Doberman.
>
>==============================
>
>Q. What do Fremantle Fans use for birth control?
>A. Their personalities.
>
>==============================
>
>Q. What is the difference between a Fremantle Fan and a trampoline?
>A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
>
>==============================
>
>Q. What do you call 5000 dead Fremantle Fans at the bottom of the ocean?
>A. A good start.
>
>==============================
>
>A Fremantle fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Fremantle
>jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in
a
>Eagles scarf.
>
>"Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no Fremantle
fans in heaven."
>"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
>"You heard. No Fremantle fans."
>"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Fremantle
supporter.
>"Oh, really?" says St Peter. "What have you done then?"
>"Well," says the guy, "three weeks before I died, I
gave 20 bucks to the
>starving children in Africa."
>"Oh," says St Peter. "Anything else?"
>"Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless."
>"Hmmm. Anything else?"
>"Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans."
>"Okay," says St Peter, "you wait here a minute while
I have a word with
>the
>governor."
>Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke In the
eye
>and
>says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's
your sixty
>bucks back, now get lost."
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That should stir up a lot of the Freo supporters I know 
